Thursday, February 3, 2011

The POO chronicles of 678 Spruce St.

The residents of 678 decided to make taking a shit more exciting what we did was put a notebook and a pen and we decided to make it a stat book of our current poops what you have to do is write your name and the date and then you have to rate it on a scale of 1 to 10, after that you give your shit a name and then describe it. This provides leisure for others when dropping a number 2 into the bowl and gives people a good laugh. Were sharing it with you so subscribe and share your poos with us.

Day 1 1/13/11: 

Basically what happened was my asshole had a countdown from 10 to 0 and at 0 my ass fired off a MISSILE that left a vapor trail and shook the bowl. 

"The ASIAN Invasion" 
After a few bubbly and stinky farts my asshole dilated and out came 2 logs and an asian accidentally walked into the bathroom 

Asian Brian 
"The Average Joe" 
Nothing special, normal shit. One turd came out and that was it. Brown and orangish about 7 inches. 

-1 (liquid) 
"The Liquid Monster" 
After a massive fart my asshole proceeded to leak out liquid shit and now my stomachs gurgling! 

"The Frightened Turtle" 
After a series of contractions my little friend poked his head out and went for a swim... too much work for a little payoff. 

Stay tuned for the update of a shitty Day 2

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