Friday, February 11, 2011

DAY 9 and 10 a place we like to call home

Day 9 and 10: 1/20/11 1/21/11 


Dom 
3
"The 5 Things I hate about POO" 
1) The time it took 
2) The pain
3) The texture
4) The amount
5) The lack of relief when it was over
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Quinn
6
"Broken Cherry"
Hey boys first poop in the book it was a harsh enjoyable shit that I am glad to share thanks to Vladamir and Andre. Enjoy your blackout
(First and foremost he doesn't live here I just posted it to show you how gay he is)
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Mitch
8
"B^2"
A combo of beer and BK shit: runny but with posture. Still a slight burn from the hot wings at lunch. *yikes*
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Mons and Shan
Did not poop, NO WORRIES girls don't poop!
"You guys love us"
We love you guys so much along with this house can't wait to make great memories on Forest xoxo <3 Your poop is nasty! No need to log it but we love you guys, hopefully you'll learn to control it but <3 Love you guys very much <3
(Ya know what guys you really didn't have to lie to us about not pooping because I found a red cup and it was covered in feces so I mean the only logical thing to believe is that there was a little 2 girls 1 cup action... for christ sakes clean up next time and stay away from the spicy food!)
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1/21/11

CHAV
4
"The mASSacre"
Asshole is burning I feel like I just pushed broken glass through my ass. Time to figure out how to relieve this burning feeling. Whipey's?
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Dom
7
"The morning after pill"
I now know what it feels like to poop out a baby!
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DUNF
6
"Shit on my dick"
While holding little Shane down when I clenched my cheeks together to pinch out a log the turd scraped my bird... SMH!
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Selario
7
"The Smelly BANDIT"
This shit just robbed me of all my dignity and then proceeded to stink up the bathroom like a fuckin skunk.
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DUNF
6
"The Dilemma"
OK its 11:33 PM and were out of fuckin TP... looks like were gonna have one less page in this notebook.
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PRICK OF THE WEEK UPDATE:
Ok so 2 nights are in the books for this weekends festivities and so far in the running is Joe CHAV again but wait he's accompanied by Frank 2 times Selario for fighting last night with DUNF egging on the action on our glass covered floor could it be a TRIFECTA to take home the trophy this weekend. The intoxication resulted in a bloody nose for CHAV and a black eye for Frank the tank and severe abdominal pain for Bigboy from to much laughter along with a sore throat from yelling. But there is talks that someone once to challenge this Drunken 2 am charade and who but the ASIAN sensation rumor has it that he's about to go Marshall Mathers on everyones ass and dye his hair bleach blonde. HOLY SHIT i think I'd pee my pants if this happened and Morgantown will have to add a new member to the pedifle list look out 304!

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