PIC OF THE WEEK

Every Monday from here on out were going to have a PIC OF THE WEEK and this is the first one so comment and feel free to send in pics that you think mite make the cut to shanetrain9@yahoo.com.

Why can't we be friends?

This geriatric tried to sell her only friends to me for 15$ some friend she is...

I'm feeling shitty TONY!!! DAY 4 and 5

Day 3 and 4: 1/16/11, 1/17/11 

DUNF
7 
"The tour of shITALY"
Experienced a great meal at the Garden of Olive last night and I'm not ashamed to say that I couldn't finish the tour of Italy because the breadsticks and salad began to punch my B-hole and wanted out from the minute they hit my stomach. Pretty pungent scent the poops starting to hurt. Hopefully I'm not bleeding... my fingers are crossed!!!
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Asian Brian
8
"The Morning After"
So I woke up feeling real good after my 11 hour nap and I just knew I was gonna have to shit. Last night I passed out before I would let go from our trip to the Garden. First off, god damn our bathroom looks clean. Second, It's too bad it doesn't smell that way anymore of must have shit 10 bricks.
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Selario
1
"The NEEDLE dick"
This mite have been the skinniest longest thing I've ever seen.
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1/17/11

Tyler
9
"The BABY"
I shit out a fucking baby, it was cute but smelt bad.
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Selario
(liquid)
"The hurtin Squirtin"
After a protein shake my stomach hurt like shit no pun intended. I sat on the bowl and boom everything squirted out.
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Asian Brian
9
"The Perfect Storm"
All throughout English I had a storm brewing up inside of me a couple of classmates definitely knew what was going on. I knew this shit was gonna be epic when I finally made it home. It did not disappoint, it took a painful 10 minutes for the storm to pass.
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DUNF
9
"The Paint Peeler!!!"
As you may have noticed my last poo was almost 36 hours ago so my intestinal tract has been pushing for quite some time now and to be completely honest it smells like a dead body discovered at low tide and the fuckin paint is beginning to peel off the back of the bathroom door!!! Help me baby jesus!!!
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Day 6 is coming soon feel free to comment I want to here about your shit in a non creepy kind of way and I hope you're ready for the PIC OF THE WEEK!

it smells like a diaper DAY 3

Day 3: 1/15/11 

CHAV 

7 

"Speaker Phone" 

Sitting here with no contractions so I knew it would be a while. Started calling people to make plans cause I got bored. As soon as i hit the speaker phone button during the call the gates of heaven had opened up, it was a very strange and powerful explosion of poop. 

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DUNF

8

"The Mona Lisa"

A near perfect log created at the all you can eat buffet at Cici's. In all honesty I couldn't paint or draw a better shit and I fancy myself a decent artist. 

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Selario

(liquid) 

"THE WATERFALL"

After an indulgence of free bread sticks and salad at the Olive Garden and a 15 minute car ride that should have been 5. My stomach was brewing up a beast finally when I got home after almost pooping my pants in the car the shit flew out of my ass like a god damn waterfall. 

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CHAV 

3

"Round 1"

Through in a chew for some extra help relaxing the stomach. A few dumplings popped out into the bowl. Olive Garden doubled my hangover pain, this shit will resume later in what I'm guessing will be a liquid form...

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Dom

7 

"Everything I hoped for"

Something that didn't burn but came out real easy. Thank god cause I didn't think it would after that 4 night bender!

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This weekends PRICK OF THE WEEK award ended up going to Joe Chav. He had quite the Thursday night he went to three different bars had girls pay for his cover and ended up pissing his pants and losing his phone. The next morning his phone was found by a friend in his apartment downtown. What really won Chav the award this week was the Friday morning comment "I could have fucked her, but I pissed my pants." Way to go Chav you're truely and inspiration to aspiring drunks across the Nation. The runner up this week was the douche that stole our keg shell, that was ballsy of you and we applaud your efforts, don't let us find you cause we will take you down to Chinatown and bust you with a steal pipe. 

Stay posted for Day 4 cause it's finally starting to get good. Catch yous on the flip, GO PACK

It's the POOP GROUP DAY 2

Day 2: 1/14/11

Dom
6
"The WETBACK"
This Guy has been brewing since last night, it's pretty wet and sloppy, very excited for this to be done...
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Selario
6
"THE BLACK MAMBA"
After many nights of drinking and taking a bunch of pepto my shit is completely black and stinks like shit.
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DUNF
6.78
"Hiroshima" (Asian Brian)
This nuclear bomb took over 24 hours of prep work in my intestine it was only a matter of time before I took down a weak target being the toilet just like my fore fathers before me singled out the japs. There were 2 casualties, the bowl and my hole.
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CHAV
8
"Afternoon Delight"
School was cancelled today, didn't have much to do. Sat and pondered about life while a delightful turd popped out. :)
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CHAV
1
"ROLL TIDE"
Toxic waste just shot out everywhere. Very moist and it burned my hole.
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Dom
7
"Sippin that Sizzurppp"
I'm kinda high on cough medicine. This is a very relaxing shit...
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Asian Brian
7
"The Ripper"
Had a nice shit brewing from Cici's. Soon as I sat down I had to squeeze a huge log out of my ass. Took a good 5 seconds. Then I pissed a lot. Oh yea and my asshole got ripped apart.
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Let us know what turd tickled your fancy on Day 2...

Also be sure to check us out every Sunday for our best drunken story of the weekend which starts from wednesday night and end sunday morning. In the running this week is Joe Chav for pissing his pants and losing his phone on a Thursday night! So if you see him around give him a thumbs up or a pat on the back for being a jerkoff feel free to send him a text too I'm sure he'll get back to you quickly haha

DAY 3 COMING SOON...

The POO chronicles of 678 Spruce St.

The residents of 678 decided to make taking a shit more exciting what we did was put a notebook and a pen and we decided to make it a stat book of our current poops what you have to do is write your name and the date and then you have to rate it on a scale of 1 to 10, after that you give your shit a name and then describe it. This provides leisure for others when dropping a number 2 into the bowl and gives people a good laugh. Were sharing it with you so subscribe and share your poos with us.

Day 1 1/13/11: 

DUNF

7

"THE MISSILE" 

Basically what happened was my asshole had a countdown from 10 to 0 and at 0 my ass fired off a MISSILE that left a vapor trail and shook the bowl. 

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CHAV

6

"The ASIAN Invasion" 

After a few bubbly and stinky farts my asshole dilated and out came 2 logs and an asian accidentally walked into the bathroom 

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Asian Brian 

5 

"The Average Joe" 

Nothing special, normal shit. One turd came out and that was it. Brown and orangish about 7 inches. 

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Selario

-1 (liquid) 

"The Liquid Monster" 

After a massive fart my asshole proceeded to leak out liquid shit and now my stomachs gurgling! 

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Dom

-7 

"The Frightened Turtle" 

After a series of contractions my little friend poked his head out and went for a swim... too much work for a little payoff. 

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Stay tuned for the update of a shitty Day 2