Friday, February 4, 2011

It's the POOP GROUP DAY 2

Day 2: 1/14/11

Dom
6
"The WETBACK"
This Guy has been brewing since last night, it's pretty wet and sloppy, very excited for this to be done...
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Selario
6
"THE BLACK MAMBA"
After many nights of drinking and taking a bunch of pepto my shit is completely black and stinks like shit.
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DUNF
6.78
"Hiroshima" (Asian Brian)
This nuclear bomb took over 24 hours of prep work in my intestine it was only a matter of time before I took down a weak target being the toilet just like my fore fathers before me singled out the japs. There were 2 casualties, the bowl and my hole.
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CHAV
8
"Afternoon Delight"
School was cancelled today, didn't have much to do. Sat and pondered about life while a delightful turd popped out. :)
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CHAV
1
"ROLL TIDE"
Toxic waste just shot out everywhere. Very moist and it burned my hole.
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Dom
7
"Sippin that Sizzurppp"
I'm kinda high on cough medicine. This is a very relaxing shit...
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Asian Brian
7
"The Ripper"
Had a nice shit brewing from Cici's. Soon as I sat down I had to squeeze a huge log out of my ass. Took a good 5 seconds. Then I pissed a lot. Oh yea and my asshole got ripped apart.
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Let us know what turd tickled your fancy on Day 2...

Also be sure to check us out every Sunday for our best drunken story of the weekend which starts from wednesday night and end sunday morning. In the running this week is Joe Chav for pissing his pants and losing his phone on a Thursday night! So if you see him around give him a thumbs up or a pat on the back for being a jerkoff feel free to send him a text too I'm sure he'll get back to you quickly haha

DAY 3 COMING SOON...

Thursday, February 3, 2011

The POO chronicles of 678 Spruce St.

The residents of 678 decided to make taking a shit more exciting what we did was put a notebook and a pen and we decided to make it a stat book of our current poops what you have to do is write your name and the date and then you have to rate it on a scale of 1 to 10, after that you give your shit a name and then describe it. This provides leisure for others when dropping a number 2 into the bowl and gives people a good laugh. Were sharing it with you so subscribe and share your poos with us.

Day 1 1/13/11: 

DUNF
7
"THE MISSILE" 
Basically what happened was my asshole had a countdown from 10 to 0 and at 0 my ass fired off a MISSILE that left a vapor trail and shook the bowl. 
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CHAV
6
"The ASIAN Invasion" 
After a few bubbly and stinky farts my asshole dilated and out came 2 logs and an asian accidentally walked into the bathroom 
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Asian Brian 
"The Average Joe" 
Nothing special, normal shit. One turd came out and that was it. Brown and orangish about 7 inches. 
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Selario
-1 (liquid) 
"The Liquid Monster" 
After a massive fart my asshole proceeded to leak out liquid shit and now my stomachs gurgling! 
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Dom
-7 
"The Frightened Turtle" 
After a series of contractions my little friend poked his head out and went for a swim... too much work for a little payoff. 
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Stay tuned for the update of a shitty Day 2